September 10 2005

The PETA Team recently attended an alien awareness and sensitivity training camp at an undisclosed location in Ohio. After working among the unenlightened for so long, it was refreshing to talk openly with our brethren about our Brethren.

We know, we should wear our tinfoil caps too. It's just that, well, everyone believes that lie that the Aliens are going to control your mind. Of course, in reality it's the government abusing stolen Brethren technology that you really have to worry about. We feel that wearing the tin hats around just reinforces this lie in the public mind... and we've eaten our oral probes, so we should be fine.... right?

It's really great when abductees get out there with pride and try to educate the public about Human/Brethren relationships. The media has made such pariah out of abductees: these guys are real troopers. Hats off to you!

Life is really hard for the second generation Hybrids. A lot of the recessive traits start popping out, and it's much harder to blend in. You can see the conehead on the right is even phase-shifting in public a little... how embarrassing. Well, government isn't going to be able to keep this all under wraps forever. Soon little Johnny will be able to get the help he needs.