August 19 2005

Members of PETA, braving the harsh of light of attention from various governmental agencies who will remain un-named, have stood up for the rights of our brethren on Earth. The media has waged a campaign of fear, trying to convince the public that being visited by aliens is an unpleasant occurrence that is best avoided. Our operatives are out there, re-enacting their so-called "abductions" for the benefit of the public, to show people how pleasant and gratifying an alien visitation can be.

As USUAL, the media got it WRONG AGAIN and reported that our operatives were protesting the use of Styrofoam in meat packaging... or something.